Animals Yelling Like Men

I’m pretty sure that this is part of a global cross-species simultaneous mutation… all species are slowly but surely learning to yell, man-style… the earth is finally responding to our mistreatment of the planet, and soon she will have her revenge by having super annoying screaming animals bugging us at every juncture. every time you litter or piss in the ocean, or what have you, something will be there to yell at you annoyingly.

“Heeeeeeey! Heeeeeeeeyyyyyy! Recycle that shit!”

But wait – what if this is contagious? What if it goes airborne and starts infecting humans? There would be men screaming like men all over place!!!!!

The horror… the horror.

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